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[bunny-banana]

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

[0dde11eth]

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[susiephone]

if there's one trope that will always make me froth at the mouth, it is the timeloop. the confusion turning to terror turning to frustration turning to boredom turning to despair as you live out the same day over and over. the mayhem of living in a world with no consequences paired with the boredom of living in a world that never truly changes. trying to convince someone of what's happening. doing everything to escape. doing nothing to escape. memorizing each day and being completely thrown off by the slightest change. doing bad things because nothing matters. doing good things even though nothing matters. deciding it still matters. doing everything in the world because you can. spending weeks or months or years doing fuck all because you can. embracing absurdism and nihilism and kindness all at once. imagining sisyphus happy.

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[literaphobe]

being obsessed with a song and being obsessed with the blorbos is so funny because u will listen to the song and go HMMM……. if i ignore this one lyric forgo this whole verse remove the context AND solely focus on these five completely unrelated isolated lines…? this song is TOTALLY about Them 😎😎😎

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[dailyflicks]

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)
BARBIE (2023)

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[human--beans]

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

[evilwizard]

just one of those funny little traditions we have to keep the peons in check <|:^)

remember kids—if a man in a big white wig and a black dress says it, it must be true!

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[orgyporgy]

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

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[mlarayoukai]

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

[mlarayoukai]

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

[jagged203]

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

[mlarayoukai]

You know how it is

[lizardsister]

op came from the piss porn universe

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

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[gethelpliv]

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

[semiramis-audron]

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

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[twenty-orange-balloons]

Modern Jiang Yanli who owns a restaurant and has a "WWX corner" on her menu that is just filled with the spiciest recipes you could ever imagine and if you manage to finish the entire menu without giving up (or dying), you get to eat at the restaurant free for life (you have to sign a waiver to try).

Many have tried, all have failed. Except Wei Wuxian.

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[alindarin]

Drawing I did for Xie Lian's birthday last year 😊

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